General News of Monday, 31 December 2012

Source: GHP

The Worst Predictions About 2012

If to err is human, then the Ghanaian prognosticators who made the worst predictions about 2012 are truly superhuman. They were wrong about everything, although some of them claim to have spoken to God.

Ghost President?

  • “President Mills will be voted with more than 59%, The Lord revealed to me…”
    -Reverend Abraham Delove I, a Ghanaian International Evangelist read more

  • "There is a massive victory awaiting President Mills..."
    -- Rev. Kelvin Agbotse read more

  • "God has ordained President Mills to rule, not only Ghana for a second term, but the entire world till eternity"
    -- ‘Prophet’, Emmanuel Kankam Kwaku Atta Kakra

    Men of God or Men of god?

    “President Addai-Odike.”

  • “We will win the election by landslide, 60% or more"
    - Presidential candidate of the United Front Party, Akwasi Addai-Odike in an interview with The Heritage.
    Who were the 8,877 (0.08%) people who voted for this joke?

    “President Nana Akufo-Addo”

  • "Nana Akufo Addo is going to win 'one-touch'"
    -- Prophet Owusu Bempah

  • Leading members of the NPP - Kennedy Agyapong, MP for Assin North, Asamoah-Boateng, former Minister of Information, Boniface Saddiqq, former Deputy Minister of Water Resources, Works and Housing, and Mr. Samuel Awuku, Deputy National Communication Director - predicted a landslide win for Akufo-Addo in the election.

    Four more unemployed years for these "honorables".

    The Third Coming Of Rawlings

    "God has ordained [former First Lady] Nana Konadu Agyeman-Rawlings to win the flag bearer mandate of the NDC"
    --Prophet Segbene Xenodzi,