Tabloid News of Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Source: Yaw Samson

Asamoah Gyan Disguises Himself

After their return from AFCON, the players of Ghana were so ashamed of their great losses to Burkina Faso and Mali, they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognised by their fellow countrymen.

Asamoah Gyan disguised himself as a monk. While walking round the streets of Osu, suddenly, an old lady walked up to him and said, "Hi, Azonto Man!"

Amazed and annoyed that an old lady had seen through his disguise, he went back home and dressed as a malam, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said: How do you do, Asamoah-Gyan??"

Confused and puzzled, he asked. but how did you recognise me ma?"

The old lady laughed out loud and said: "Are you stupid or what? It's me, John Painstil."