“His Unintelligent Comments Will Destroy Party”

Ohene-Ntow Laughing To Stitches!!

The Ghanaian Lens is reporting on authority that Kwadwo Owusu Afriyie aka Sir John, General Secretary of the New Patriotic Party, has succeeded in running himself aground with his extremely, unintelligent, uncouth, and nauseating line of reasoning as well as his banal cum elephantine utterances on matters of national concern.

Thinking that he is being a “macho man” on the political landscape, Sir John, has rather succeeded in panning himself out as a moron who believes that his ability to make the stupid utterances and warped analysis of issues, is what will win the NPP political power in 2012.

Having succeeded in turning himself into a clown who is not on top of issues, and uses insults and uncouth language to banter on the airwaves, sober heads within the NPP are making frantic moves to Especially when he is communication in the Twi language, Sir John, christened Bob Okalla by a section of the media, is at his linguist worse when using all manner of unprintable words and comical phrases to drown himself in his clowning ways.

In a letter written to NPP Chairman Jake Otanka Obetsebi Lamptey; the contents of which are known to The Ghanaian Lens, the NPP UK Branch is extremely unhappy with the infantile and mindless effusions of Sir John on the airwaves. According to the NPP UK Branch, they have been doing a lot of analysis of the media landscape both in Ghana and especially on the internet and it is more than obvious that Sir John is not respected in the least because of his loose talk. According to the petitioners, Sir John has become a big embarrassment to the Party with his lack of a broadened horizon; which is not cutting a good image for the party.

According to the NPP UK Branch, little attempts to raise money for party activities are yielding no results because potential financiers continue to cite Sir John’s denting of the image of the party as reason why they are unable to fund the party’s activities.

In the letter to Jake Obetsebi Lamptey, the petitioners are asking the party executives and bigwigs within the party to seriously consider going back to congress to elect a more “sensible” General Secretary who will give the party the image it needs to go into battle with the NDC in 2012. The NPP’s General Secretary, who was aptly described as a “Cocoase Kuraseni” by Deputy Tourism Minister, Koby Akyeampong, has succeeded in cutting an idiotic image for himself because of his obtuse horizon, which needs a lot of broadening.

Unbeknown to Sir John, he has been christened “Bob Okalla” within media circles and is called to comment on radio programmes not because of his intelligence, but because most programme producers need a little bit of comic relief. Ever since he became the NPP’s General Secretary, it has been stupid comment after stupid comment; with Sir John yet to make a sensible statement on any matter that comes up for discussion.

In a related matter, The Ghanaian Lens has picked up information that Nana Ohene-Ntow, Sir John’s predecessor, is having a good laugh as “Bob Okalla” continues to clown around and make and nuisance of himself.

Ohene-Ntow, who failed in his bid to have a second bite at the cherry as General Secretary, is reported to be having a good laugh as Sir John aka Bob Okalla, continues to clown and make a mockery of himself.

“We thought we were punishing Ohene-Ntow for being our General Secretary when we lost the election but it is pretty obvious that we have punished our party by allowing a clown like Sir John to become our General Secretary” an aggrieved constituency organizer told The Ghanaian Lens.

“When Koby Akyeampong described Sir John as a Cocoase Kuraseni, we were very angry but upon sober reflection, some of us have come to believe that Koby’s description was very appropriate because Sir John really talks like a bushman. He is so uncouth it is not funny” a party activist said.

It is becoming increasingly clear that the NPP is ruing itself for electing Sir John aka Bob Okalla, as the party’s General Secretary, and it is not known if Jake Otanka Obetsebi Lamptey and other party bigwigs will heed to the call of the NPP UK Branch, and hold an extraordinary congress to find a more sensible person to become the party’s General Secretary.