So Akuffo Addo wears dentures? I go laugh ooo!!!

So when the NPP people are making so much noise about the health of Atta Mills, they have more ugly skeletons in their cupboards?

So when Akuffo Addo talks as if he is slanging, it is because he does not want to open his mouth too much lest his dentures fall out? Ha! Ha! Ha!

I hear Akuffo Addo was in Takoradi last week and whiles addressing members of the narcotics peddlers party, his dentures fell out of his mouth.

For those of you who don’t know what dentures are, dentures are artificial teeth.

So Akuffo Addo is walking around with artificial teeth? Lord have mercy!

Only God knows the number of times Akuffo Addo’s dentures fell out when he was meeting foreign dignitaries on our behalf as Foreign Minister.

I hear the dentures fell out just as Akuffo Addo started insulting Prof Mills and calling the learned professor all sorts of names.

Fifteen minutes into the insults, Akuffo Addo started fidgeting and using his fingers to try and keep the dentures in its place but it did not work and before he could say jack, the dentures was on the floor and rolling all over the place.

Come and see Akuffo Addo chasing his dentures on the floor. Poor Akuffo Addo.

I hear he had to leave the hall and spent close to 30 minutes cleaning the dentures with water before replacing it.

Can you imagine how Akuffo Addo must have looked like a “kaakamotobi” with his dentures off?

They are sick, yet they are the ones who are quick to talk about the supposed sickness of other people.

Uncle JB can tell you on authority that apart from Akuffo Addo, who wears dentures, there are lots of the NPP bigwigs who are very sick.

Indeed, a week before his dentures fell out, Akuffo Addo was out of the country and is believed to have checked into a hospital in London for a week’s checkup.

There are some NPP bigwigs and Flagbearer aspirants who walk around with pacemakers in their hearts and there are others who have machines in their homes and have to pump their kidneys and livers every morning before they set out for work.

For now, uncle JB would not mention any names but if the nonsense about the health of Atta Mills does not stop, uncle JB would one of these days put out the names of those NPP people who are very sick and have all sorts of gadgets in their bodies and in their homes.

Let them push uncle JB to the wall and I would throw all caution to the wind and descend into the gutters with the likes of Baby Ansaba and the certificateless Michael Ampong who have made it a point to use their newspapers to publish rubbish stories about Professor Mills’ health.

Somebody should tell Akuffu Addo that with his dentures falling out, he has lost the race in advance because going to allow a toothless person to become the Leader country.