Tabloid News of Thursday, 3 April 2003

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A German artist plans to open the world’s first brothel for dogs. For $35, horny hounds will be able to have sex at Karl-Friedrich Lentze’s proposed new canine nightclub in Berlin. It’s not clear what entertainment will be available to their owners.

“Of course, we’ll be happy to receive female and gay dogs, too, it’s a democratic thing,” he told a local newspaper.