It is disgustingly normal to hear effusions of erratic minds on issues that are beyond their comprehension, but it is downright scandalous to hear balderdash spew from the mouth of a supposedly learned fellow as Alban Bagbin. I will be insulting my faculty if I used the prefix title "Honourable" because this character is just as wasted as the rubbish that is carried in the last three letters of his surname.

Alan Bagbin rubbished the fantastic, and authentically NPP's idea to set up one factory in each district of Ghana. Quite a laudable one it is. But what was Alban Bagbin thinking? Or was he hoping that Nana Akufo-Addo would summarise the NPP manifesto in a brief compendium that can be spilled in a quick campaign speech?

The condescending mannerism associated with being an NDC cohort was all too obvious when he said that Nana's statement about the "one district one factory" idea must not only be taken with a pinch of salt, but be treated with the contempt that it deserves.

In fact, Alban Bagbin's case is one of wickedness and sheer jealousy. When he compares his usual failure as an MP with the wisdom of Nana Akufo-Addo, the stark difference is most disheartening. Well the reasons are many, a few of which I shall represent in this article.

Alban Bagbin is ruling his constituency like an overlord where contenders are cowered into submission. Why does Pharaoh come to mind in this instance? The only storey building in Alan Gbagbin's hometown is his. The place is no more active than the local marketplace that sells dogs for chichinga. You would even think that the places of worship were spiritually endearing. Alas, he has failed in that domain too. The churches and mosques are a sad reality of mud and rusty roofing sheets, with megaphones that do not work due to lack of electricity that does not even come on in the areas that are connected to the grid.

He should be engaged in mending his shattered ego since news made the rounds that Vice-President Mahama, during the Presidency of the late Prof Atta Mills, had sexually played around with his secretary in whose pants he, Alban Bagbin, was also active. That reduced him to a weightless non-entity.

By the way, it was not an esoteric affair since pictures were all over social media to this effect.

What does Alban Bagbin know? He must read the latest book in town, '59 Years To Nowhere...and counting". This is what it has to say on page 27 about useless stomach politicians who have no innovations to their credit except the disgraceful theft of ideas such as the plagiarism that the NDC freaks of humanity have always engaged in, due to their utter stupidity and lack of prudence, which is the direct result of their ignorance as educated idiots:

"Responsible leaders, you would suppose they are, steal one another’s ideas. Unethical plagiarism is now reason for cheering on useless Politicians. Mis-leaders would be more an apt description of some of the hunky, bed-frolicking, empty promisers.

Leaders who tell lies and followers who clap are partners in crime- especially that, lately, untruths are told flagrantly without shame. It follows that if one buys a stolen item, they are just as culpable as the thief and the facilitator, making my submission on their criminality quite relevant. The scenarios are the same".

So Alban Bagbin must spare himself the shame of exuviating his unrefined political skin to bare his nakedness that is all the more disgusting than the abnormal sputum of diction he hardly understands. He should also shut up and do his bit to raise his downtrodden people to a standard as can be described as surviving rather than dying, the latter being a situation rampant in his constituency.

To the issue of Mohammed Murtala, this apology of a dead goat must understand that yes if the nation is doing well, then more people would be able to afford matrimony. Hence his intent to ridicule Nana Akufo-Addo flies right back in his face. Well, he said that Nana Addo would promise us husbands and wives. I argue that same is in order because under an Akufo-Addo presidency the nation will do so well that people will be encouraged to seek husbands and wives to live in holy matrimony because they would be able to afford it, then.

As for Imani's boss, Franklin Cudjoe, it is not surprising that his ostrich-egg mouth would try fruitlessly to downplay Nana Akufo-Addo's fantastic idea because he has always been a stooge of the NDC and a paid propagandist.

Believe it or not, whenever he makes statements that seem to be against NDC, there is a catch somewhere that reels in money. It would not surprise me if he is in the business of blackmailing politicians for his own selfish gains. All I can tell him is that one day-one day-his cup will be full and he will be caught pants down just like John Mahama was caught in the Ford expedition saga. After all Karma is real, and it is bitch!

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