Opinions of Monday, 20 June 2016

Columnist: Dabbousi, Fabi

Another one bites the dust; Karma, they say, is a bitch

And from amongst them rose a loudmouth churning out a lie, unfathomed and unprecedented. He lied that Nana Akufo-Addo urinated in a mosque; a palpable untruth that caused the liar to be cussed and cursed. Lo and behold, three months later, he developed a kidney related disease and died. Nana Akufo-Addo commiserated with the bereaved family all the same, irrespective. People were gobsmacked. They let it go, thinking it was a mere coincidence.

Then another sharp-toothed, half-kilo-lipped monster rose with the intent to gain favour and fame. He sputtered a grievous untruth that Nana Akufo-Addo killed his wife in 1993, calling for investigations into the matter. Three months later, his wife kicked the bucket at a very young age. He is the notorious Peter Boamah Otokunor. People sat up in wonder to ponder. They began to shake and bake. In fact they trembled.

A couple of days ago, an earring studded freak from the same NDC group of pimps and bandits hurled insults at Nana Akufo-Addo in Agona Swedru, swearing that Nana would be President over his dead body. Guess what happened to him! Let me confirm your suspicions. He barely managed to get to his girlfriend's house that evening when he had a cardiac arrest and died, stinkingly, on the spot. He was known as Shaba, an NDC foot soldier with alloy teeth and double-barrel gun nose.

This has gotten the NDC shaking? "My GOD! What is happening?" I heard one lament as I waited at a pump to buy petrol. I turned around and brandished my NPP key holder and said, "this is your key to salvation, my friend. What have you gained from the tantrums that you have thrown as an NDC person against the NPP?" I could swear I saw tears forming in his eyes as he said, "Please beg Nana for me. Tell him that I, Abdul Nasir, am sorry," he broke off to wipe his tears. "I will never abuse the blessed one no more," he stopped as he tried to control his sobs that had become considerably loud now.

The problem is that this man has repented, but will the other NDC buffoons follow in his footsteps, especially that they have discerned a fact manifest, "Touch the Blessed One And Face The Wrath of GOD"?

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