Opinions of Friday, 28 August 2009

Columnist: Biakoye, Nana

Asabee Refuses To Eat Kokonte!!!

Honestly, I have not stopped laughing since I read in the papers that Asabee refused to eat kokonte in the BNI cells.
“My stomach ooo my stomach; I no dey fit stop laugh ooo I no dey fit stop.”
Asabee refuses to eat kokonte? Wonders shall never cease!
Was it not this same Asabee who told the rest of us to eat kokonte and drink gutter water?
Tell me, was it not this same Asabee who told us to eat kokonte and drink gutter water?
And he does not want to eat kokonte? “Aboronga!!!”
Honestly, Asabee is lucky that he was even offered kokonte.
O yes, he must count himself lucky to have been offered kokonte.
If I had my own way, I would have offered him shit and urine.
Yes, I would have offered him a three day old stinking shit to eat and one week old stinking urine to drink. Bloody ass!!!
Don’t get me wrong; I don’t hate Asabee; I only think that he must be paid back in his own coin.
The guy is such an arrogant and wicked a**hole who deserves no sympathy.
If only the shameless and sycophantic Dr. Fred Deegbe and his Christian Council knew the number of innocent Ghanaians who suffered unduly at the hands of Asabee, they will not be putting out senseless press statements saying that the government is on a vendetta spree.
As wicked as he is, he left London with his wife’s money, came to Ghana, became a government official, and decided to divorce his wife and have fun with small girls and eventually married one of them in the person of Zuliaka.
At the peak of his wickedness, Asabee refused to take care of his first three children and left them to suffer in London with their mother.
Meanwhile, it was the poor woman who took care of Asabee when he was a toilet cleaner and taxi driver in London.
Immediately he found himself in government, he forgot about the woman who had toiled for years to put food in his stomach and put money in his pocket.
I hear the woman’s father is quite well to do, and so he supported his daughter to take care of Asabee.
Asabee chose to pay the woman back by spitting on her face.
Today, he is suffering and I am sure the woman is happy that God is punishing Asabee.
O yes, the woman must be rejoicing that Asabee and his uncultured Zulaika are in court answering questions about how they planned to defraud the state of millions of cedis.
This is case of like husband like wife, and I will not be surprised if the two of them are jailed the same day.
As for those two boys that Asabee and his wife have given birth to, we must go on our knees and pray for them not to take after their father and mother because if they do, only God knows the extent to which they will conspire to sell Ghana when they become adults.
Today, Asabee can afford to refuse kokonte in BNI cells but when he lands in prison he should dare refuse prison food and see what will happen to him.
When he is compelled to carry shit pans, and with no alternative source of meals, he should dare refuse prison food and see if he will not die of hunger.
No condition is permanent and I hope NDC officials are learning from what his happening to Asabee so that they don’t fall into the same pit.
It pays to be nice to the people on your way up for they are the same people you meet on your down.
If only Asabee was nice to the people he met on his way up, he will not have been walking around without an iota of sympathy.
Nana Biakoye (A True Patriot)