Opinions of Thursday, 27 August 2009

Columnist: Biakoye, Nana

Asabee Turns To Florida Water For Salvation!

Arrogant Asabee, a key member of Ataa Ayi K4’s looting brigade, has turned to Florida Water for salvation.

Why, you don’t know what Florida Water is? It is some kind of water that is used by some people with the belief that the it would work magic for them.

Most of the fake pastors in town use the Florida Water to deceive their unsuspecting congregants.

Indeed, some of them who get their powers from dark forces, use the Florida Water to perform some “awam’ miracles and in the process create the impression that they are next to God.

I suspect that those fake pastors who have made it their habit to be washing the vagina of women, have been using Florida Water.

The other day on TV, when Asabee went to court to go and answer questions pertaining to the dubious things that he did when he was a Minister of state, I saw him using some of the Florida Water.

Yes, immediately Asabee got down from his car, he opened the boot, took out the Florida Water, poured some into his hands, and smeared it on his face.

Asabee is now looking for salvation from Florida Water? “E ye morbor!!!

He should go and look for salvation from kokonte and gutter water. Swine!!!

When he was insulting us and telling us to go and eat kokonte and drink gutter water, did he know God?

When he sacked Hodari Okine from his job and made the man suffer unduly for 8 years, did Asabee know God?

When he left his wife of many years in London and snatched Zuliaka from her boyfriend, did Asabee know God?

When he was awarding dubious contracts to himself and his wife, and chopping our monies “fuka fuka”, did Asabee know God?

When Asabee was refusing to take care of his three children with his first wife, and abandoned them in London, did he know God?

When Asabee was running away with his loot, and was busted at the airport on two occasions, did he know God?

Asabee spent two nights in BNI cells and is now in court and so he is hoping that Florida Water will save his sorry ass from going to jail. He lie bad!!!

I remember how Asabee and co were laughing at the Asomdwehene and teasing him about Joshua Water.

I am sure you remember how the narcotics peddlers tried to make a meal out of the Asomdwehene’s relationship with Prophet T.B. Joshua.

Considering the way Asabee is hot and is holding on to Florida Water for salvation, I am sure if he gets Johsua Water, he will become amphibious and stay in it. Naniama!!!

They never imagined that they will lose power and so they were misbehaving all over place and behaving as if the nation belonged to them. Power has gotten out of their hands and they are in sixes and sevens making all kinds of senseless noises.

If Asabee likes, he can swim in Florida Water, it would not stop him from going to jail if he has to.

We are building a Better Ghana and in doing so, no thief will be allowed to hide behind the bible and Florida Water and get away with his/her loot.

Thieves are thieves, and we will deal with Asabee and co the way we will deal with any common criminal.

I don’t feel sorry one bit for Asabee, and I will never feel sorry of the arrogant bastard and his uncouth wife who snatches passports and hides them in her stinking “dross”.

Asabee will go to jail if that is what the court says! Period!!!

I hope the NDC Ministers are learning some useful lessons from Asabee’s saga so that they don’t get themselves into any mess when they are no more in power.

A word to the wise …

Nana Biakoye (A True Patriot)