Opinions of Sunday, 13 March 2016

Columnist: Dabbousi, Fabi

Kofi Adams: A dead okro is better than a dead brain

By Fadi Dabbousi

I really do not want to delve into the details of an obnoxious, highly disgusting, and most repugnant bundle of words that were shabbily put together in a clear attempt to mar the dignity and integrity of Hon Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo. I am especially horrified by the lack of writing skills exhibited by some urchins of the NDC party who are obviously characterised as the vagabonds of ignorance, illiteracy, and buffoonish bastardisation of the English language.

It beats the faculty of every discerning human being why such dead brains are even allowed to speak. Their shameless utterances are reeling in more disgrace to our Country than the Presidency of John Dramani Mahama has brought upon the nation in eight years. I reckon it is their way of tagging themselves with the ignominy of emptiness, cocaine induced foolishness and hallucination.
Kofi Adams, I do not know what kind of literate illiterate that you are, but let me draw your attention to a special and most important positive that lies embedded in your ugly submission: “A DEAD OKRO IS BETTER THAN A DEAD BRAIN”. Let me explain.

You see, a dead okro carries seeds that will germinate anytime and anywhere provided they are well sown and irrigated. Those seeds will germinate and grow to become living plants that will ultimately grow into healthy stalks that will produce multitudes of tasty okras. The seeds can create orchards of beautiful plants that can feed a whole nation. If you cannot discern the meaning of these words, let me put it bluntly: The dead okro can feed the whole nation with its seeds.

But what does a dead brain like you have? After all, a dead brain cannot benefit the numskull that it is housed in. A dead brain cannot differentiate between shame and indignity; a dead brain cannot be worth the futile attempt of resuscitating it because it hasn’t any seeds to spread, and even it did impart anything positive, same is good as dead because it is said that “birds of the same feather flock together”. This goes to say that a dead brain can only try to benefit another dead brain like it. With no hope for rejuvenation, a society of dead brains cannot but waste away and be extinct soon. This is much like impotency where creation stops right there, unlike a dead okro that benefits society in more ways than a live group of bandits with foul mouths that attract nothing but stench and nausea.
Well, soon the nation shall excommunicate, extricate, and expel your lot from the Power that you stole. You will regret that you ever spewed such rot because by the time His Excellency President Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo and His Excellency Vice President Dr Mahamoudu Bawumia, come 2017, take over the reins of Power, the exceptional progress that they will bring to Mother Ghana will exhibit to the whole world the ineptitude, incompetence and lack of prudence that your unwise initiatives and utterances have brought unto the nation alongside the shame of having such dead brains in our midst. Shame onto you, dead brain!
Oh and one more thing: Another non-entity by the name Hardi Ibrahim stated that “Nana Akufo-Addo nominated Dr Bawumia to help him sell before he expires”. Well, I just want to tell this uncultured small boy freak that if he has the audacity to tell that to his own grandfather, then it would not be surprising that he says so about Hon Nana Akufo-Addo. However, one thing this kid must know is that it is a sign of great wisdom for an elderly person to choose a highly vibrant young genius to partner him in such an agenda of saving the nation from the grip of the uncouth thieves running the State . Nana being the astute politician that he is and Dr Bawumia the astute economist, the presence of the duo at the helm of affairs can only make excellent leadership complete. The case of Dr Bawumia partnering Hon Nana Akufo-Addo is like the sweet topping on the cake.

Get that in your dead conscience @ Kofi Adams and Hardi Ibrahim. Shame on your families for not raising you well; for not instilling in you the urgent ethics of respect for wise folks and the elderly.