I hear that after the AFAG Sakawa demo in Accra, there was boozing galore.

I hear that people like Kabila boozed aaaaa, till they could not find their way home.

I hear the booze that the demonstrators drowned themselves in, is called ‘striker’.

So people like Kabila, Frances Essiam, Olive, Godfred Odame, Samuel Awuku, Asabee, Kofi Jumah and co drowned themselves in striker gin huh? Swa!!!

No wonder they said the kinds of things they said.

I now understand why Kofi Jumah made an ass of himself by letting his tongue loose.

Kofi Jumah does not usually make sense when he talks but that day, his words were extremely foolish ones, and I now know that it was the striker gin that made him lose his senses.

As for people like Kabila, I hear that he almost got his head destroyed by one of the macho men with whom he fought over the striker gin.

Yes, I hear Kabila was all over the place fighting over the striker gin.

Poor Kabila; his master Francis Poku is no longer around to be giving him national security cash and so out of frustration, he is now fighting over striker gin.

I hear that AFAG is planning to extend their boozing agenda to the other regions.

After a successful boozing spree in Accra, of course with police protection, AFAG wants to move their boozing agenda to the other regions.

I hear that Kabila and Frances Essiam are salivating at the thought of going round the country to exhibit their boozing prowess.

When people are going around the country displaying their academic and religious prowess, the Kabilas and Frances Essiams of this world are happy that they will be exhibiting their boozing prowess.

Well, that is their own wahala.

But who can blame AFAG members for loving the bottle when their Founder, Akufo-Addo, loves to get high on cocaine and wee?

It is not me who is saying that Akufo-Addo smokes wee ooo; according to Kofi Wayo, it is Ken Kuranchie who broke the news that Akufo-Addo smokes wee.

I remember Kofi Wayo saying on Radio Gold that it was Ken Kuranchie who told him (Wayo) that Akufo-Addo smokes wee.

Of course, during the course of the campaign, lots of cocaine issues also came up.

I think it was the same Kofi Wayo who said that if Akufo-Addo is a man, he should go for a blood test to prove that he does not have wee and cocaine in his system.

Of course, Akufo-Addo was not bold enough to go for a blood test.

So, if Akufo-Addo is the Founder of AFAG (Akyems For Akufo-Addo Gang), it is not surprising that members of the group are a bunch of boozemen/women.

No wonder serious-minded Ghanaians are not paying any serious attention to AFAG.

As for Kabila, I am very convinced that the CPP will not retain him as the party’s Youth Organiser because of the way he has sold-out to the NPP.

Considering the way AFAG is made up of drunkards, they should just be bold enough and change the name from Alliance For Accountable Governance to Association For Akpeteshie Gulpers.

And it is these drunkards who are making so much noise and disturbing our eardrums? Ah! Ah! Ah! “hewor dantorluei ne hu tawor ni ame kyi wor tue?” “E ye morbor!!!”

Anyway, what else can one expect from people who are drunk as early as 6 a.m.?

My people, henceforth, AFAG shall be known and called, Association For Akpeteshie Gulpers.

Ho ho; korwinsafuor!!!

(Nana Biakoye, The True Patriot)