I promise on my honour to be faithful and sincere to the course of the NDC
Both to defend and uphold the perpetuation of crimes
To seek to connive and condone with swindlers to dupe Ghana
To silence all those that attempt to expose NDC shoddy deals

I promise to be bold in lying to the uninformed Ghanaian public
By registering as a rented person and pressman on NDC payroll
To go on air as a radio phone-in serial caller
To throw dust-laden information into people's eyes, ears and nose

I promise on my life to tell people the President has purchased me a cow when
indeed, it is a goat.
That the President can magically raise his hand over deluged river for it to recede
into her banks when indeed, he hallucinates upon sighting flooded river from a
distance.
That the President is honest and sincere when indeed, he is an insatiably greedy
bastard.
That all those surrounding the President are Saints when indeed, they are devil
incarnates.

I promise to lie to Ghanaians that the NDC government has completed the Eastern and
Western Corridor roads.
That the NDC government has removed 3,500 schools from under trees
That the NDC government has constructed more than needed schools but at bloated cost
prices

I promise never to tell Ghanaians that the NDC connived with Carl Wilson to steal
cars from the harbours.
That Alex Segbefia facilitated the daylight robbery Carl Wilson inflicted on
Ghanaian car importers.
That the cars Carl Wilson impounded were shared among NDC gurus, party activists and
sympathisers.
That Alex Segbefia took money from his girlfriend and promised her one of the seized
luxury cars but failed to fulfil his promise to her.

I promise to canvass the NDC foot soldiers to vote NDC and President Mahama
I promise not to tell them NDC will ditch them once we win to let them pay for their
stupidity for voting NDC.
I promise to tell them the judgment debt payment is a means to enrich the NDC
I promise to ask all NDC faithful to worship Alex Agbesi Woyome, the chief thief of
the Century.

I promise on my life not to vote the NDC and President Mills myself because they are
corrupt.
Because they are visionless
Because they cannot manage the affairs of the country
Because they approach individuals, companies, and advise them to put in claims for
fraudulent judgment debt payment.

I promise not to tell Ghanaians to embrace Nana Akuffo-Addo's free SHS education
Because if I do, as good and feasible as it is, it will let people vote out the NDC
and bring in the NPP.
I promise not to tell Ghanaians that the NDC have no policies in place to help Ghana.
I promise not to tell Ghanaians that the NDC only came in to steal, kill and destroy.
I promise not to tell Ghanaians that they will be stupid to let slip through their
fingers that one-off excellent opportunity to kick out the NDC in the upcoming
December 7, 2012 election.

Those that are wise, pledge to resist the oppressors rule; that I promise to say.

Rockson Adofo