By Fadi Dabbousi

So John Dramani Mahama has promised “one student one paracetamol tablet”. He knows that he has caused Ghanaians to suffer all sorts of ailments due to his incompetence in light of the exposé that Dr Bawumia registered in the annals of Ghana’s disturbing current affairs.

Oh I see, it was rather “one student one electronic tablet”! But Your Excellency what happened to your earlier promise of one student one laptop? You are lying again, Sir! Or are you pushing us to eulogise Ghana with “A Dirge Too Soon?” Never! Ghana will never die! Ghana is resistant to your incompetence, crudeness, inefficiency, bigotry, theft, misappropriation, lewdness, and disfavour.

You came up with a plan to steal the coffers by creating a project to train 15,000 (fifteen thousand) young people in IT at a cost of 25 million Ghana Cedis. Laudable as it appeared, you gave it to Roland Agambire of RLG, paid him the whole amount outright, but turned a blind eye to the fact that he trained not more than 3,000 people.

You gave the same RLG a similar project to distribute laptops to children in schools, but just a select few were lucky to receive any. As for the money, we have no idea where it dissipated to, and you refuse to account to the nation in a clear and comprehensible manner.

So to say that you are going to embark on a ‘one student one tablet’ project in a clear attempt to entice young voters will come flying right back in your face because of past experiences. You cannot possibly tell the disenfranchised majority to forgive the flaws in implementing earlier initiatives, and trust you to deliver on this one.

Really, all you want is to remain in power so that you can siphon more and more of Ghanaian blood to try quenching your insatiable thirst. You want to get into the pants of more women as a President than you can as an ordinary citizen. After all, you are immune from prosecution. Please do not forget that you are not immune from the Ashanti King’s wrath, and certainly not that of GOD, the King of Kings.

You tried hard to make Ibrahim Mahama, your brother, take responsibility for the pregnancy of Otumfo’s daughter, but failed because she categorically specified that you were responsible. You did her, man, but where? In the Flagstaff House, the Presidential jet, Ibrahim’s plane, Lordina Mahama’s room when she was out of town on official duty, or where?

I think you must be castrated because the ripper between your legs is causing more damage than the incompetence of your governance. Yesterday, it was ‘one house one meter’! Today it is ‘one student one tablet’!

Tomorrow it is ‘one person one condom’ (applicable to males and females)! Next it will be one concubine one house, one car, one million dollars; but this is already being implemented, after all you gave Akua Donkor a luxury villa, one Mitsubishi Pajero 4x4, Pickup, and hundreds of thousands of Dollars!

I have not heard of any President who has governed with his libido as you have! Not even Idi Ameen or Sani Abacha who were labeled womanisers did what you are doing! You have become a shame to the nation and a liability to our progress.

Of course, you will be voted out of power and retired to unforgiving history. And the fact that Asantehene is going to be your bastard child’s grandfather means that you have slurred the Ashanti Kingdom with a shame that ordinarily would attract very serious punishment. Because you are the President, you are off the hook, but surely not that of ignominy and embarrassment to your family.

Lordina Mahama, forget the idea of seeking another four years in Power. Your husband, the President, has smeared you with disgrace that you would need to be exorcised off. Please, seek for divorce now and let the whole world know that you still have dignity despite your affiliation with John Dramani Mahama., but do you?

A word to the wise Lordina, a word to you!!!