Opinions of Monday, 15 February 2010

Columnist: Fosu, John

Why is Asantehene Dithering on Kumawuman Chieftaincy Case?

If "Ifs and ands were pots and pans, there would be no work for tinkers' hands" On the other hand if the devilment and the underhand dealings of the Kumawuhemaa and the Kontrehene were that effectual, they would have already enthroned a like-minded corruptible person as the succeeding Kumawuman paramount chief. It has been unearthed or established that Kumawuhemaa in the face of all the ongoing unpalatable revelations about her illegitimate royal ancestry, had recently made a bold request to the Asantehene, Otumfuo Osei Tutu 11. She is still shamelessly playing that defunct libidinal relationship card, in case Otumfuo would cast his mind and eye back to their then hey days to grant her permission to enthrone the candidate of her choice. She recently sent an emissary, an Omanhene, to the Asantehene with the request to allow her to enthrone her candidate, one Dr. Sarfo from the supposed Ankaase royal family as the paramount chief of Kumawuman. Was Asantehene pleased with her nonsensical request? No, he wasn't.

Kumawuhemaa is still behaving quite irresponsibly like any unrepentant outcast when it comes to scrambling for ill-gotten wealth. She is still selling Kumawuman stool lands and pocketing all the money accruing from such illegal land sales. Her insatiable hunger for wealth is unprecedented in the annals of Kumawuman chieftaincy. She has sold twenty five point twenty (25.20) acres of land in Kumawu-Woraso to AKONA MINING COMPANY LIMITED, a small scale gold mining company. She has recently sold about an acre of land from the Ghana Forestry's demarcated land to TIGO mobile phone company for an alleged fee of ten thousand dollars ($10,000. The land sold to TIGO to erect their mast is within that forest nearer to the defunct Kumawu Water Works where children go in search of mangoes when the fruits are in season. When the Kumawu Forestry was queried about how Tigo were able to acquire the land, they said the Kumawu Traditional Council is the one able to provide the answer. In the end, it turned out that the queen and the usual "SIKADICIOUS" Krontrehene sold the land without the knowledge of the Council. Where is the money from the sale of the land to Tigo?

The clearing of that side of the forest will open Kumawu to catastrophic erosion. The town is in a valley, already suffering from erosion that has caused most houses to be hanging high up in the air as though they are the "Hanging Gardens of Babylon". Kumawu had a Town Planner for chief for thirty four years yet he could not plan for his town. No wonder he was an Ankaase royal, destructors as usual. The queen and the Kontrehene are still selling building plots in Kumawu and keeping the money. I can't get my head around how the once audacious Kumawuman citizens should be reduced to numbs and dumb by an insolent greedy mortal woman.

I blame the Asantehene, Otumfuo Osei Tutu II, for all the havoc that Kumawuhemaa and the Kontrehene are wreaking on Kumawuman. Why at all should he allow his obnoxious sexual relationship with the queen be a Herculean obstruction to Kumawuman having a dynamic chief of God's choice? Why should his near bigamous relationship with the queen impede the development of Kumawuman? Why should Kumawuman suffer for the sake of ones sexual gratification? I am utterly annoyed at the blatant indecision and foot-dragging by Otumfuo Osei Tutu II. Kumawuman desire action but not boastful words without substance. ACTION NOW!!!

Sooner, the queen will sell the entire Kumawuman township for a pittance to satisfy her addiction to corrupt practices. Shame on her. Did she learn any useful manners from her years of stay in Canada that could have been imported to benefit Kumawuman? No! No wonder she behaves not only coquettishly but corruptibly.

The Asantehene should put up or shut up. God's patience for his indiscretion, indecision, and inordinate procrastinations is waning fast. I, therefore being one of His chosen vessels to liberate Kumawuman from the grips of that Succulent fair coloured slave damsel's daughter, am rumbling on.

The alumni of Kumawu Tweneboa Kodua Secondary School were not impressed about Kumawu at all when they last visited when the school was celebrating her Golden Jubilee. They concluded that the town is currently a shadow of itself. Shame on the Kumawuhemaa and her myopic Kontrehene who are completely oblivious of town development but very conscious of embezzlement of Kumawuman funds.

Stay tuned for more God induced informative articles on the Kumawu chieftaincy disputation. It annoys many to hear the Kumawuhemaa permanently going about bragging about what may be her indoor "boyfriend-girlfriend" discussions or intended decision on the Kumawuman chieftaincy dispute. She asserts with shameless authority that she will eventually have her way. I will curse the day that I was born if Otumfuo Osei Tutu II and the Kumawuhemaa by their sexual relationship can make God a liar. God has chosen His own candidate from the Ananangya Royal Family to liberate Kumawuman from the ignominy of the supposed Ankaase royal family. He is the one God has chosen to develop Kumawuman to shame the ignorant embezzlers, the Kumawuhemaa and the Kontrehene. No matter how many times the queen parts her thighs to Asantehene in a day; it won't yield her anticipated result.

The Kumawuhemaa is a dreamer. How on earth can she enthrone her candidate without the hearing of the Asantehene's Great Oath so invoked on her which she has until now been unable to challenge? The oath is challenging her legitimacy as a royal. She started the fire and she is about to be consumed by same fire stupidly ignited.

John Fosu