Opinions of Monday, 28 September 2015

Columnist: Mr. Bombs

Your excellency, - save yourself from the cow pats

I become very happy when I wake up in the morning especially when I see the morning sun very high in the sky. This joy and happiness completely vanish into thin air when the thought of the current administration comes to mind.
This ruling party hardly thinks of Ghana. All that they think of is POWER. The thieves who call themselves government officials continue to create loot and share. Interestingly, the president seems to protect these thieves, looters and criminals in a strategic method called SHORT TERM MEMORY PROCESSING. The strategy is also known as COMMITTEE FORMATION.
A good number of committees have been formed under the MILLS -MAHAMA administration. Few and memorable ones are as follows: ISOFOTON, BLACK STARS BROUHAHA, GYEEDA, SADA and the likes. Information reaching my door steps indicates that, the president do not implement the reports of these committees, instead, he puts them under his pillow, sleeps and snores on them.
Honestly, the president got it right when he once upon the time said, Ghanaians are talkatives. When an issue pops up, we divert all our attention to that particular issue and talk “bebree kwa”. As soon as another issue germinates, then the previous one is killed instantly. We have allowed Mr. President to deceive us and shake his GLUTEAL MUSCLES freely as he walk on the high streets of the GONJA LAND. What beats my imagination is that we still have a good number of “educated illiterates” still praising him irrespective of his incompetence.
There lie dead bodies of innocent Ghanaians because of Doctors strike due to your failure to negotiate amicably with them.
The unbearable unemployment rate has influenced our university graduates to join ISIS. I have a strong believe that if ISIS makes their recruitment opportunities open, about 98% of Ghanaian youth will openly show up because of the untold hardships. The president and his “ducklings” should be weeping in shame for their failures.
Mr. President, I put it to you that your palm kernels were cracked for you by a benevolent spirit, so with all due respect, be humble and hard working so you can save yourself from the cow pats.
Bar man, give me two bottles of star to quench my anger.
God bless all my readers, God bless mother Ghana.
Mr. Bombs
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