Jokes

• A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
• No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
• A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
• A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
• Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
• Housework done properly can kill you.
• Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
• My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.