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SMART QUOTE
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"I recently found out that my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than my wife."
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QUICK WIT
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"If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep."
Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
The other replied 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'"
I've been taking martial arts classes and they are great. It teaches you how to be as
powerful as a tiger, as quick as a monkey, and as smart as a dragon. Just the other day,
these guys came up to me with a knife and demanded some money.
So, I turned into a chicken and ran!
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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FASHION OF THE MONTH (Ansah)
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