Little Afisa was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Afisa, who created the universe?"
When Afisa didn't stir, litt ... read full comment
Little Afisa was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Afisa, who created the universe?"
When Afisa didn't stir, little Aseidu Nketia, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Afisa and the teacher said, "Very good" and Afisa fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Afisa, "Who is our Lord and Savior," But, Afisa didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Aseidu came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Afisa and the teacher said, "very good," and Afisa fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Afisa a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, ASEIDU jabbed her with the pin.
This time AFISA jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
lone prophet of Jehovah 6 years ago
AFRICANS AND GHANA SHOULD CELEBRATING THESE WESTERN PHILOSOPHY CALLED FATHER AND MOTHERS DAY WHICH IS NOT STATED IN THE BIBLE.WE ALWAYS COPYCAT THE WEST BLINDLY IN ( COLOSSIANS 2;8° THE BIBLE SAYS DON'T LET ANYONE CAPTURE YO ... read full comment
AFRICANS AND GHANA SHOULD CELEBRATING THESE WESTERN PHILOSOPHY CALLED FATHER AND MOTHERS DAY WHICH IS NOT STATED IN THE BIBLE.WE ALWAYS COPYCAT THE WEST BLINDLY IN ( COLOSSIANS 2;8° THE BIBLE SAYS DON'T LET ANYONE CAPTURE YOU WITH EMPTY PHILOSOPHIES AND HIGH SOUNDING NONSENSE THAT COMES FROM HUMAN THINKING AND FROM THE SPIRITUAL POWERS OF THIS WORLD RATHER THAN FROM JESUS CHRIST.JESUS TOLD US TO LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY 24/24 IN 365 DAYS.SCRIPTURES SAYS FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD (JOHN 3;16 °JOHN 13;34-35,JOHN 15;13, 1 CORINTHIANS 13;4) GOD DID NOT MADE ANY SPECIAL DAY TO LOVE AND CARE FOR US BUT ON 24 HOURS BASIS UNSTOP.GHANA STOP THE UNGODLY CELEBRATIONS AND TEACH OUR CHILDREN THE BIBLICAL TRUTH SHALOM PEACE
FREDDIE 6 years ago
Independence Gay is also not stated in the Bible.
Independence Gay is also not stated in the Bible.
Oldman Sakora 6 years ago
Some of Ghanaians are so brainwashed about anything to do with religion that they have become extremely stupid.This idiot is insulting the Minister for commending the good fathers in our society on father's day because it is ... read full comment
Some of Ghanaians are so brainwashed about anything to do with religion that they have become extremely stupid.This idiot is insulting the Minister for commending the good fathers in our society on father's day because it is not' in the bible' and it is Western Culture.What an idiot.
T and T 6 years ago
This is good thing to learn from others, other things we can learn from them is patriotism.
Many people outside Ghana(Africa) do not go to church or Mosque but they are more closer to God than my Ghana people, they are "Doer ... read full comment
This is good thing to learn from others, other things we can learn from them is patriotism.
Many people outside Ghana(Africa) do not go to church or Mosque but they are more closer to God than my Ghana people, they are "Doers" of the word, they use their brains(Everything is written on your mind by God so use it. Did they not come to die so U can live during the Ebola outbreak?
Kofi 6 years ago
Your message is late it shd come from last night in advance
Your message is late it shd come from last night in advance
Mallam Amotia JINNI Powers+2335471222 6 years ago
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neto 6 years ago
foolish woman after insulting JM see her face.
foolish woman after insulting JM see her face.
Kwaku 6 years ago
Neto are you stupid and it is time for sensible comments not to come just insult people here,what's wrong with some of you people ????
Neto are you stupid and it is time for sensible comments not to come just insult people here,what's wrong with some of you people ????
EDUARDO DOMINGO 6 years ago
LOOK GENDER MINISTER , YOU SHOULD BE SCOLDING THE FATHERS RIGHT NOW! WITH SO MUCH CHILDREN GROWING INTO DELTA FORCES, AZOKA BOYS , BOLGA BULLDOGS? YOU COMMEND WHICH FATHERS? WITH BOYS GROWING UP INTO WIFE BASHERS ETC, YOU COM ... read full comment
LOOK GENDER MINISTER , YOU SHOULD BE SCOLDING THE FATHERS RIGHT NOW! WITH SO MUCH CHILDREN GROWING INTO DELTA FORCES, AZOKA BOYS , BOLGA BULLDOGS? YOU COMMEND WHICH FATHERS? WITH BOYS GROWING UP INTO WIFE BASHERS ETC, YOU COMMEND WHICH FATHERS? WE NEED FATHERS TO PAY MORE ATTENTOINS AND STOP PRODUCING DELTA FORCES ETC, MOTHERS CAN NOT DO THIS AND IT IS NOT MOTHER'S JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE!FATHERS YOU CAN NOT HONESTLY BE HAPPY NOW OR CAN YOU?
Ansah 6 years ago
A misbehaving child is a
mother's disgrace not the father's. In God's wisdom, mothers are the caretakers of the home and the children but what do we see today? Empty homes because mothers have left the home so the result is ... read full comment
A misbehaving child is a
mother's disgrace not the father's. In God's wisdom, mothers are the caretakers of the home and the children but what do we see today? Empty homes because mothers have left the home so the result is way-ward children who grow to be bad adult and the generation continues. Mothers, Jesus is coming soon to judge so put the house in order (2Cor. 5:10kjv)
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SAM 6 years ago
hypocite
hypocite
Papsay 6 years ago
FATHERS DON'T WANT ANY RECOMMENDATION FROM A DISRESPECTFUL MINISTER.
FATHERS DON'T WANT ANY RECOMMENDATION FROM A DISRESPECTFUL MINISTER.
Little Afisa was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Afisa, who created the universe?"
When Afisa didn't stir, litt ...
read full comment
AFRICANS AND GHANA SHOULD CELEBRATING THESE WESTERN PHILOSOPHY CALLED FATHER AND MOTHERS DAY WHICH IS NOT STATED IN THE BIBLE.WE ALWAYS COPYCAT THE WEST BLINDLY IN ( COLOSSIANS 2;8° THE BIBLE SAYS DON'T LET ANYONE CAPTURE YO ...
read full comment
Independence Gay is also not stated in the Bible.
Some of Ghanaians are so brainwashed about anything to do with religion that they have become extremely stupid.This idiot is insulting the Minister for commending the good fathers in our society on father's day because it is ...
read full comment
This is good thing to learn from others, other things we can learn from them is patriotism.
Many people outside Ghana(Africa) do not go to church or Mosque but they are more closer to God than my Ghana people, they are "Doer ...
read full comment
Your message is late it shd come from last night in advance
. Hello people all over the world this is your number 1 spiritual consultation and problem solving center..Anybody out there whether in Ghana or any where in the world who is encountering any problem,difficulties,spiritual si ...
read full comment
foolish woman after insulting JM see her face.
Neto are you stupid and it is time for sensible comments not to come just insult people here,what's wrong with some of you people ????
LOOK GENDER MINISTER , YOU SHOULD BE SCOLDING THE FATHERS RIGHT NOW! WITH SO MUCH CHILDREN GROWING INTO DELTA FORCES, AZOKA BOYS , BOLGA BULLDOGS? YOU COMMEND WHICH FATHERS? WITH BOYS GROWING UP INTO WIFE BASHERS ETC, YOU COM ...
read full comment
A misbehaving child is a
mother's disgrace not the father's. In God's wisdom, mothers are the caretakers of the home and the children but what do we see today? Empty homes because mothers have left the home so the result is ...
read full comment
1).Burns Fats at the Tummy and the Arms.
0572174551
2).Blocks Carbohydrates and Fat Absorption.
3).Reduces the conversion of Carbohydrates into Fats.
4).Enhances Weight loss.
0572174551
5).It reduces ageing process ...
read full comment
hypocite
FATHERS DON'T WANT ANY RECOMMENDATION FROM A DISRESPECTFUL MINISTER.